Like Penryn, another building that I
pass everyday on the way to work is named Monterey. It's such a
lovely sounding word, one that would probably work well as a persons
name. And why not? Back in the 80's, I was a big fan of a cartoon
called 'Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers'. The show featured the existing
chipmunk characters of Chip and Dale, plus their new friends Gadget
Hackwrench, a young female mouse and the team's pilot, mechanic and
inventor, and little housefly and sidekick, Zipper. But my favourite
was the burly adventuring Australian mouse named Monterey Jack –
Monty to his friends, and Cheeser to his mum.
So I find it easy to see Monterey as a
name. Cheeser or Cheese not so much. And apparently most people have
similar feelings. Headlines were made late 2013 when BabyCenter
released results of a survey of half a million American parents that
revealed that three of those parents named their child Cheese in
2013. Three is not enough children to show up on the official SSA
lists, so we can't really verify if that is true or not. We can only
hope that those three responded incorrectly as a joke.
Although Cheese as a given name leaves
a child open to ridicule, there are plenty of other ways to subtly
honour your love of (or obsessive cravings for) cheese with your choice of name for your child.
And it's been a while since I did a “just-for-the-fun-of-it”
list, so here goes!
Abertam | Caravene | Lairobell | Rubens | |||
Airedale | Carlow | Leafield | Rushan | |||
Alverca | Colby | Leyden | Sakura | |||
Ambert | Crescenza | Malvern | Samso | |||
Ambrosiana | Croghan | Margotin | Sardo | |||
Ameribella | Crowley | Maribo | Siraz | |||
Anari | Crozier | Minas | Sirene | |||
Aura | Derby | Montasio | Stilton | |||
Azeitao | Dunlop | Mycella | Tala | |||
Balaton | Emlett | Myzithra | Teifi | |||
Banon | Esrom | Niolo | Telemea | |||
Beaufort | Filetta | Nis | Toma | |||
Berkswell | Finn | Orda | Tometta | |||
Bosworth | Friesla | Orla | Tommes | |||
Braudostur | Gowrie | Parenica | Ulloa | |||
Brick | Graviera | Parrano | Vacherin | |||
Brie | Kenafa | Penbryn | Wellington | |||
Brin | Kernhem | Piora | Wensleydale | |||
Bryndza | Kiri | Rodoric | Winnimere | |||
Capretta | Kishta | Roncal | Zamorano | |||
Capriola | Korall | Roquefort | Zimbro |
What do you think – would you
consider using any of these? Or is the idea just too “cheesy” for you?